- EDITORIAL

- YOU CAN LEARN TO COOK (by MUNOXXUS)

- A POETIC INTERLUDE (by L.D. Sparling)

- CONSIDER THE FOLLOWIN (STAINED HANES)

- THE DIET OF RICHARD SIMMONS (by MICHAEL VAN GORE)

- CEREAL IS HUMAN DOG FOOD (by Danny Sobor)

- WHERE'S THE BEEF (by PESKY PLUMBER)

- FAN MAIL (by Nick Dove)

- MEANWHILE, IN QUEENS (by LUKE FALLON)

- THE BALLAD OF JEAN HENRI (by Nick Dove)

- A POETIC INTERLUDE (by Hister Grant)

- OLD GLORY (by Danny Sobor)

- MAD AT THE INTERNET (by ETCviper)

- YEAR-END LIST (by Jade Wootton)

- AN ODE TO COFFEE (by Danny Sobor)

- 5 POEMS (by Isobel  McHattie)

With Art by:

- Teabirdy

- NICO

- Beezinktoy