The global spinster problem is very real

by Stained Hanes

Wall Street is gonna make money off the coming roastie apocalypse. Single women with no kids will be the future market yet to be tapped.

Credit cards with reward points on resy and bumble and Netflix, regional flight trips for crones and hags who made traveling their personality.

One reason is they're planning on women making more money so they'll charge huge rates for, say, a BevMo rose membership.

I'll spare you what I expressed about this in issue #4 but as of sending this to print about half of the words printed today entertain and perpetuate esoteric spinsterism.